I noticed right now that I am down to 14 friends who are online right now. This is incredibly sad to me, as my list contains 77 contacts. And what's even sadder is that in high school, my ICQ list alone numbered in the 80s. I'm not really sure if that fact is even sadder because of the number of people I had on my list back then, or how few I have on my list now. Either way, I feel pretty pathetic.

This is me. Well, really this is my first post. But ultimately this is me jumping on the bandwagon, hopping on the bus, following the crowd, jumping off the cliff -- and starting a blog. I'll try to be funny, or something equally good to keep you, my dear reader, entertained. I'm feeling rather bored and I am sitting at work, and I want to not work, but at the same time I don't feel like I can leave for another hour. So I started this blog, and this way I can spend an hour working on it, and leave work then. This way I'll have spent as much time I feel I should at work, while avoiding the pain of actually working. It works out rather well.

Anyway, we have this newsletter at work where each week it seems like people write in and bitch about something or other about my company, or the people who work for it. Its never anything positive -- its always stuff like people drive too fast through the parking lot, or they don't volunteer enough, or whatever. I am just dying to write in and bitch about how bitchy people always are in their letters. Unfortunately, even I can't be that hypocritical.